funny horoscope...

Aquarius - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer - You are sympathetic and understanding of other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and wont be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.

copy n paste shit...

OK! this is it.

'i' have heard it all on this fucking forum now. you fucking retards just keep on harping on the same stuff and although it goes through iterations and some mods it becomes an organic vicious cycle and debilitates.

FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

'i' am totally done with all you retards working this forum here.

goodbye forever, cunts!

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when 'i' first started posting on this forum it was a boiling hotbed of political and social discourse.

the forum has since then devolved into childish/homophobic insults and stories.

'i' am quite done with you people and suggest you move on also.

try another forum? maybe another board? going outside, perhaps?

'i' am sickened with your senseless trolling, the mindless silly arguements.

goodbye forever, cunts. drink PBR!

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FUCK YOU!

I HATE YOU!

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!

I HOPE IKEA BURNS DOWN WITH YOU IN IT, YOU BORING BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS!

IF GOD REALLY EXISTED, HE WOULD DO THE WORLD A SOLID FAVOUR AND DESTROY ROFO FOR THE SAKE OF ALL HUMANITY!

YOU SUCK! YOU REALLY SUCK!! EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!

GO TO YOUR OWN DAMN PLACE AND LEAVE NORMAL PEOPLE ALONE WITH YOUR FUCKING VEGAN BURRITOES AND SKIM MILK, YOU UNLIKED AND UNWANTED ASSHOLES!

DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!

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FUCK YOU, ROFO!

GO DIE SOMEWHERE, YOU BORING AND CORNY BUNCH OF RETARDED FREAKS!

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT IKEA OR YOUR PREFERENCE FOR 2% MILK!

KISS MY ASS!

I HOPE YOU GET A CHARLIE CARD STUCK UP YOUR ASS AND CHOKE ON A VEGAN BURRITO FROM WHOLE FOODS!

I WILL BE BACK IN THIS DUMP IN 13 MINUTES! / ROFO FUCKOFF TIME IN 13 MINUTES!

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mornin' rofo buds!

FUCK YOU!

KISS MY ASS!

YOU SUCK!

YOU ARE BORING!

WHOLE FOODS SUCKS AND SO DO YOU!

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DAMN BOARD! USE IT, IDIOT BASTARDS!

I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR SKIM MILK!

8 HOURS TILL ROFO FUCK OFF TIME!

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